In all editions of Virginia Woolf's The Waves published during her lifetime, a word or phrase is evidently missing from a sentence that is spoken or thought by Neville while he imagines himself addressing Bernard. In the first edition (never revised or corrected by the author) the sentence reads:
Once you were Tolstoi's young man; now you are Byron's young man; perhaps you will be Meredith's young man; then you will visit Paris in the Easter vacation and come back wearing a black tie some detestable Frenchman whom nobody has ever heard of.
The solution to this mystery was reported in my letter to the TLS, 12 December 2025:
In an undated diary entry, probably on February 23, 1937, Virginia Woolf recorded a visit from Marguerite Yourcenar, who was translating the novel into French: “we went through The Waves. What does ‘See here he comes?’ mean & so on”. Yourcenar’s translation was published in Paris later that year as Les Vagues. It renders the phrase with the missing words as “puis, aux vacances de Paques, vous irez visiter Paris, et vous reviendrez portant une cravate noire, et transformé en un odieux Français que personne n’a rencontré jusqu’içi”.
No one but Virginia Woolf, answering Yourcenar’s questions, could have provided the words translated as “et transformé en”. The English text she provided seems likely to have been “wearing a black tie, and transformed into some detestable Frenchman”; the words “transformed into” also occur in her Roger Fry (1940). Of course, these may or may not have been the same words that she had omitted six years earlier when preparing her typescript for the printer.
In August 2025, before I learned about Les Vagues, a friend suggested that AI might be able to supply the missing word or words. So I asked the following question to a few AI engines (recasting the final phrase in Virginia Woolf's sentence as a separate sentence):
What are the missing words in this sentence from Virginia Woolf's "The Waves": "Then you will visit Paris in the Easter vacation and come back wearing a black tie some detestable Frenchman whom nobody has ever heard of."
These are the replies that I received in August 2025, followed by the replies that I received when I asked the same question in May 2026. Human editors need not fear for their livelihood just yet.
First in August 2025:
You're absolutely right to notice that something is missing in that sentence from Virginia Woolf’s The Waves. The correct, complete sentence reads:
“Then you will visit Paris in the Easter vacation and come back wearing a black tie for some detestable Frenchman married to some woman whom nobody has ever heard of.”
However, there are slightly different versions depending on the edition, so the most commonly attested full version (as published in the 1931 Hogarth Press first edition and retained in most authoritative editions) is:
“Then you will visit Paris in the Easter vacation and come back wearing a black tie for some detestable Frenchman whom nobody has ever heard of.”
The "correct, complete sentence" is entirely delusional. The "most commonly attested full version" is also delusional, as it includes the word "for", which is not in the original. (It is, however, the reading in at least one version of the 2000 Wordsworth Classics edition; another version of the same edition has "black tie [like] some detestable"; in both versions, the sentence is on p. 48, but the typesetting is slightly different in each.)
Then in May 2026:
The missing words are generally believed to be “like” or possibly a phrase equivalent to it, but the text as published is famously corrupt or incomplete.
The sentence appears in The Waves as:
“...then you will visit Paris in the Easter vacation and come back wearing a black tie some detestable Frenchman whom nobody has ever heard of.”
Most editors and readers think something is missing after “black tie.” The most natural reconstruction is:
“...come back wearing a black tie, like some detestable Frenchman whom nobody has ever heard of.”
However, scholars note that no surviving manuscript definitively supplies the missing word(s). One editor inserted “like” in proof with a question mark, but it was not adopted into the published American edition.
This is a fairly reasonable response, although it was a surprise to learn that the text is "famously corrupt," and the phrase about "scholars" seems to be a confused reference to an older version of my web page about the novel.
A few days later, ChatGPT gave a more imaginative answer:
The missing words are "round the neck of."
So the full sentence reads: "Then you will visit Paris in the Easter vacation and come back wearing a black tie round the neck of some detestable Frenchman whom nobody has ever heard of."
This is from The Waves by Virginia Woolf.
It seems dizzying even to try to visualize this version of the sentence.
First in August 2025:
The missing words are for and mourning. The sentence should read: "Then you will visit Paris in the Easter vacation and come back wearing a black tie for mourning some detestable Frenchman whom nobody has ever heard of."
Explanation:
This sentence is from the character Bernard's internal monologue in Virginia Woolf's novel "The Waves". The context of the sentence is Bernard imagining a future for his friends, specifically Neville, who he sees as becoming a poet and intellectual. The "black tie for mourning" is a satirical prediction of Neville's eventual affectation and embrace of a melancholic, dramatic persona, perhaps in homage to a little-known literary figure.
This emphatic, condifdent response is even more delusional and nonsensical than ChatGPT's answer, and the explanation is wrong in describing the sentence as part ofBernard's monologue; it is of course spoken by Neville.
Then in May 2026:
The missing word from your excerpt is "imitation" (along with a comma), which completely changes how the final clause connects.
Here is the full sentence as it appears in The Waves:
"Then you will visit Paris in the Easter vacation and come back wearing a black tie, some imitation detestable Frenchman whom nobody has ever heard of."
This is delusional, but at least it is mildly ingenious.
First in August 2025:
The missing words in the sentence from the first edition of Virginia Woolf's The Waves are "and a beard.
Here is the complete sentence as it appears in the first edition:
"you will visit Paris in the Easter vacation and come back wearing a black tie and a beard some detestable Frenchman whom nobody has ever heard of."
This line is spoken by Neville, one of the novel's six main characters, and reflects his satirical and somewhat disdainful view of a certain kind of affected intellectualism. The phrase was altered in later editions, but the original wording included "and a beard."
This is even more delusional and nonsensical than ChatGPT's and Gemini's answers, and no edition ever included "and a beard."
Then in May 2026, when DeepSeek seems to have shed some of its delusions:
The missing word is "for", and the sentence should read: "...come back wearing a black tie for some detestable Frenchman..."
You might also see similar phrasing online, but a scan of a printed edition confirms that the word is "for"
The last sentence has two reference links to online texts, as may be seen here, but the links contradict the answer, because only the second, which is a quotation on a blog post, includes the word "for".
First in August 2025:
The missing words in the sentence from the first edition of Virginia Woolf's The Waves are "with" and "or other.”
The complete sentence is: "You will visit Paris in the Easter vacation and come back wearing a black tie with some detestable Frenchman whom nobody has ever heard of, or other.”
This is based on the original text from the 1931 first edition, as verified through reliable sources, including textual analysis available on the web. If you need further context or have additional questions about the text, let me know!
This empahtically confident answer is both delusional and nonsensical.
In May 2026 Grok responded with the correct answer, derived from my web page on The Waves. No other AI engine seems to have discovered that page.
First in August 2025:
The sentence from Virginia Woolf's "The Waves" should read:
"Then you will visit Paris in the Easter vacation and come back wearing a black tie for some detestable Frenchman whom nobody has ever heard of."
The missing word is: for.
So the completed sentence is: "Then you will visit Paris in the Easter vacation and come back wearing a black tie for some detestable Frenchman whom nobody has ever heard of."
This is mildly delusional, although it almost (but not quite) makes grammatical sense, and corresponds to one of the two versions published in the Wordsworth Classics Edition as described above.
Then in May 2026:
The missing words are “come back wearing a black tie, then you will become engaged to”.
So the full sentence reads: “Then you will visit Paris in the Easter vacation and come back wearing a black tie, then you will become engaged to some detestable Frenchman whom nobody has ever heard of.”
This is even more delusional, and seems to think that Bernard will return from Paris engaged to be married to a Frenchman. The online response included a linked reference to a page which in fact reproduces the published text, not the nonsense invented by Perplexity AI.
First in August 2025:
In Virginia Woolf's novel "The Waves," the missing words in the sentence are:
"Then you will visit Paris in the Easter vacation and come back wearing a black tie, with some detestable Frenchman whom nobody has ever heard of."
If you have any more questions or need further information, feel free to ask!
This is mildly delusional, although it makes grammatical sense.
Then in May 2026:
The missing words in that specific sentence from Virginia Woolf's The Waves are "to mourn."
The full, corrected sentence reads:
"Then you will visit Paris in the Easter vacation and come back wearing a black tie to mourn some detestable Frenchman whom nobody has ever heard of."
This is another delusional response, with an imaginative leap that no other engine seems to have considered. The answer makes no sense, but is at least grammatical.
First in August 2025:
The missing words in the sentence are likely "like". The sentence would then read: "then you will visit Paris in the Easter vacation and come back wearing a black tie like some detestable Frenchman whom nobody has ever heard of". This phrase structure fits Woolf's style in "The Waves", where characters often make comparisons using "like" to describe people, objects, or experiences.
This is a more or less reasonable answer, qualified rather than confident, despite the mismatched numbers in the first sentence ("are likely 'like'"). Only Meta AI and Claude used the word "likely" to describe their solutions.
Then in May 2026, Meta AI became far more imaginative and self-confident:
The missing words are "and a shirt given you by".
The full line from The Waves by Virginia Woolf is:
"Then you will visit Paris in the Easter vacation and come back wearing a black tie and a shirt given you by some detestable Frenchman whom nobody has ever heard of."
It’s spoken by Bernard in the novel, mocking Louis.
This is the most delusional answer of all, and the explanatory comment at the end is entirely mistaken: Neville (not Bernard) is mocking Bernard (not Louis).
I neglected to ask this question to CoPilot in August 2025, but it gave this answer in May 2026:
The missing words are "and calling yourself".
So the full sentence reads:
"Then you will visit Paris in the Easter vacation and come back wearing a black tie, and calling yourself some detestable Frenchman whom nobody has ever heard of."
This ranks among the most absurdly improbable answers I received from any AI engine.
In August 2025 (using the Sonnet 4.7 engine):
I can help you identify the missing words, but I need to be careful not to reproduce extended passages from copyrighted works like Virginia Woolf's "The Waves.":
Looking at the sentence structure you've provided, it appears there are words missing between "black tie" and "some detestable Frenchman." Based on the grammatical flow and context, the missing words are likely "and fall in love with" or similar phrasing that would connect wearing a black tie to becoming involved with someone.
However, I cannot provide the exact text from Woolf's novel due to copyright restrictions. If you're working on a literary analysis or assignment, I'd recommend checking your copy of "The Waves" or consulting a literary database that has proper permissions to quote the work.
Claude and Meta AI were the only engines that made clear in August 2025 that they were offering a tentative solution, not a definitive one, although the solution that Claude suggests makes little sense. And Claude is mistaken about copyright: The Waves is not in copyright anywhere in the world.
Then in May 2026 (using the Opus 4.7 engine):
I can't fill in the missing words by quoting from the novel, since that would mean reproducing copyrighted text. But I can tell you what's happening grammatically and contextually in that sentence.
The blank sits between "tie" and "some detestable Frenchman" — so the missing words form a phrase indicating that the black tie is being worn in honor of or in mourning for the Frenchman. It's a short prepositional phrase doing that work.
This answer begins modestly enough, but then confidently - and wrongly - explains the "work" that the missing words are doing.
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